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10 thoughts on “The Accidental Vampire

  1. says:

    These books are pure cheesy vamp romance with a big helping of smut on the side And, this one had a lot of stupid people that were entertaining as can be.We have Elvi NOT the plural of Elvis, as I thought That would be Elvii , who has been a female vampire for 5 years She was turned without knowing what, how, or absolutely anything about vampire stuff She never knew her sire, so she has basically had to figure this whole thing out by herself Let s just say that I m not exactly sure how Elvi has survived being a human for as long as she has, and there ARE plenty of manuals on that Elvi is an idiot Well, at least she doesn t swear.She figured that the best way to learn how to be a vampire is by watching the old Dracula movie.Really, Elvi I mean, seriously, she could have done better watching Twilight.So, for the past 5 years, she has been sleeping in a coffin full of dirt, dressing like Morticia Adams, stayed away from religious artifacts, avoided sunlight like the plague, got rid of every mirror in her house, and hasn t eaten Her name is not even Elvi She changed it from Ellen to sound vampier.I mean, yes, it would have been helpful if she had a mentor Someone to teach her how to vamp I mean, we did have parents teach us to human Some do a better job than others..But, still she didn t even experiment at all Never even tri...


  2. says:

    Oh boy, oh boy My first real paranormal romance not YA, not vampire hunting with a side of relationship, but an honest to goodness real live romance novel I read it on the way to Chicago.Ah, the eternal question where the insert expletive of choice are the editors I spend a lot of time wondering this I see movies like, for example, The Da Vinci Code, and am astonished that apparently, in every single stage of production, everyone involved failed to notice and remark upon the fact that This can t be this the fleur de lis is not a line that should have ever been written, let alone spoken on screen Honestly, people, you all failed What scriptwriter thought this was a good line Why didn t the editor smack some sense into him Didn t Tom Hanks notice that this tortured syntax was awkward to say, not to mention an untenable abuse of the English language, when he had to wrap his tongue around it Why was the director okay with it Didn t anyone notice that no one % ing talks like that Getting back to novels, I may blink at one or two grammatical mistakes or run on sentences or really, really lousy pieces of dialogue, but I accept that even the best authors occasionally have brain blips and even the best editors can t catch everything.But when it happens on practically every p...


  3. says:

    This was so bad It had a lot of potential, but it fulfilled none of it Stupidest heroine of the series I feel sorry for the hero I am giving 2 stars because I listened on audio and figure reading it would have been a little better The narration sucked.


  4. says:

    Opening Line It was a high pitched scream that woke Elvi THE ACCIDENTAL VAMPIRE is an amusing story with great characters It also gives a slightly different take on the standard Vampire Romance, wherein the main characters are all in their 60 s and the Vampires are decendents of Atlantis This is also not a series that you need to read in order, which is great It s nice to just pick up a book and not need a huge ammount of back story to know what s going on Elvie Black was accidentally turned into a Vampire while vacationing in Mexico with her best friend Upon returning home she watches Dracula in an attempt to understand how to live like a Vampire She runs a BB and is the star attraction at the local resturaunt where she gives birthday bites to the townsfolk As her friends age they fear that she will be left alone and subsequently place a personals ad in the paper This brings several sexy Vampire suiters into town all vying for Elvie s attention One in particular, Victor Argeneau is an enforcer Sent to take Elvie before the counsel as she is breaking the Vampire laws by feeding on human...


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    We have Elvi NOT the plural of Elvis, as I thought That would be Elvii , who has been a female vampire for 5 years Funny how Elvi just watches the movie and believes that is what she is supposed to do to be a vampire But the Birthday Bite was the best to me The people of Port Henry were totally unexpected in the way they took care of Elvi I was never quite sure what Victor s 3 rivals, Edward, Alessandro and Harper were up to and the side story about DJ and Mabel was a pleasant addition Victor Argeneau and his assistant DJ drive out to the small town of Port Henry to meet this woman and find out what is going on It s not exactly discreet placing an ad in the paper and since Victor works for the Vampires ruling Council, it s his job to access the damage and possibly bring this potential Rogue Vampire back to the council for judgement Elvi is an accidental vampire, who was turned under unusual circumstances and has attracted the attention of the Council Without a sire to guide her, she turned to popular culture for answers and is living in discomfort Her community accepts her as a paranormal creat...


  6. says:

    I m not normally specifically a romance fan, but this series holds a special place for me and this is my favorite book and it I will not, however, pretend to like the most common cover design for this book It lacks imagination and fails to do justice to the story The proliferation of muscular torsos on the covers of books has probably done to turn me off the genre than anything else Maybe it s because, for some reason, I get nothing out of pictures of musclebound male trunks That s why I ve s switched to a version which has a cover design that is not a blue torso The cover of a book with a picture like that should be called The Ab Max System and the byline should read In just two weeks, you too can have abs like this Still, I think the idea behind this book was kind of brilliant and will go on paying dividends for the series for years to come I know some people found this book unforgivably silly, or at least the main character to be stupid for not figuring things out on her own rather than needing somebody to tell her much of what she learned in the course of this book All I can say is the whole premise of this book is that an entire town is conspiring to protect Elvi and, as it turns out, is doing her harm than good I know, in the real world, if I d been in that position Not that I could ever have actually been in that position in the real world I would ve rebelle...


  7. says:

    I pity anyone who started the Argeneau series with this as their starting point.The main character Elvi real name is Ellen, but she goes by the nickname Elvi because she s a vampire now, and thats what vampires do Plus it s a take on Elvira is an absolute dumbass I got rid of all the mirrors in my house because vampires and thats what I am now don t have reflections never mind the fact that I still had a reflection after I became a vampire, I m sure it s gone now but I m too chicken sh t to find out Same goes for the food.Vampires only sleep in coffins Same goes for normal clothing Because yeah vampires only wear Elvira inspired outfits.So I paraphrased that bit, but not by much.Such a dumbass that her vampire research after she was turned involved just the movies, because movies are faster than reading the books.Seriously The mystery was flimsy at best.The who s going to end up with her meaning who can read not read her mind was pretty m...


  8. says:

    Was okay, funny but not really what I expected but it was a good read Funny how Elvi just watches the movie and believes that is what she is supposed to do to be a vampire But the Birthday Bite was the best to me.


  9. says:

    4.5 StarsLynsay Sands has one of the easiest to understand explanations of Vampirism or as the Argeneau s prefer, Immortals Technology is a very cool thing to base your plotline on I love it, and I really loved this story of an actual accidental vampire.Elvi was changed on a trip to Mexico with her best friend and since it was the whole town of Port Henry that encouraged her to go they all feel guilty about her becoming a vamp So they make arrangements Arrangements of all sorts, from finding her blood to finding her a boyfriend Now Elvi doesn t know the first thing about being a vamp other than what she has seen in the movies and in books So she doesn t eat, she sleeps in a coffin, avoids mirrors and dresses like Elvira Now that Elvi s townsmen have brought her to the attention of the council there is going to be a problem, so along comes Victor the Enforcer of the Immortals He has to find out just how many laws Elvi has broken This was a great story since it is one of the lightest of this genre and it has a wonderful small secondary story of Mabel, Elvi s friend wh...


  10. says:

    Curiosamente divertido, Creo si no me equivoco que este es el libro que denota m s la parte del mito sobre el vampiro, eso de no salir a la luz del sol, el ata d con tierra, no comer ajo, espejos, cosas religiosas y todo eso, en esta saga llega a ser muy repetitivo la parte de la explicaci n y todo lo que pueden hacer que realmente es mito, he llegado al punto de darme pereza cuando voy por esa parte, si son parejas nuevas, libro nuevo pero aun as 27 libros por ahora, 2017 que siempre explican eso es muyyyy repetitivo.Pero por primera vez me parece entretenido leer esa parte ya que las reacciones de Elvi son divertidas como cuando se desespera por un queque de queso o con la cama, incluso lo del sol que ya en el libro 7 es reitero aburrido, le da un giro y anima bastante la lectura En general esta pareja me parece de las mejores y a n m s me gusta que al final los pretendientes de Elvi tambi n encuentren a sus parejas, me pareci curioso la se ora del supermercado vecina y Alessandro, oh Mabel y D.J.A muchos no les puede parecer bueno, pero este libro para mi representa un refrescamiento en la saga y si algunas situaciones son absurdas como que to...


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The Accidental Vampire Seit Sie Durch Ein Versehen In Eine Vampirin Verwandelt Wurde, Schl Ft Elvi Black In Einem Sarg, Meidet Die Sonne Und Verzichtet Auf Knoblauch Sonst Hat Sie Allerdings Keine Ahnung, Was Es Eigentlich Hei T, Eine Vampirin Zu Sein Als Ihre Nachbarn F R Sie Eine Anzeige In Die Zeitung Setzen, Trifft Sie Den Umwerfenden Victor Argeneau Victor Ist Reich, M Chtig Und Gut Aussehend, Und Jede Frau W Rde Sich Ihm Mit Freuden Zu F En Werfen Egal, Ob Lebendig Oder Untot Victor Erkl Rt Sich Bereit, Elvi In Das Dasein Als Vampirin Einzuf Hren Doch Da Ver Bt Ein Unbekannter Ein Attentat Auf Elvi, Dem Sie Nur Knapp Entgeht Irgendjemand Scheint Es Auf Ihr Leben Abgesehen Zu Haben